thank god you said to switch the [dot] with ‘.’ otherwise I would never have figured out how to access naked pictures of you, which naturally, I know you know I’ve always wanted to see.
And things seem to have gone pretty weird.
Firstly, where’s my blog gone? Oh yes, it’s up there, nearly out of reach. Secondly, gone are the pictures of weed smoking emo taken-with-a-camera-whilst-pouting-in-the-mirror photos.
In are the sunlight beach photos of women with bodies over which every female on tumblr is drooling. The female population is in fact far more excited than the men (straight - all 4 of us) are: “She’s hot” *scrolls down*
Oh, and something about Diagon Alley, which I’d like to pretend went right over my head, but unfortunately the first few books of Harry Potter have stuck in my head with a sensation that feels like Gollum creeping through my brain, poking it randomly and causing flashbacks of awful movie scenes with a geek, a ginger and a small blonde girl, who we all knew would be very hot when she was older.
Which reminds me, for all you people who actually post, more Emma Watson please!